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x.Dizzy Bitches.x UNITE

..we are teh shizzy y0..

Name:
dizzy bitches unite!
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1 diz·zy
Pronunciation: 'di-zE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): diz·zi·er; -est
Etymology: Middle English disy, from Old English dysig stupid; akin to Old High German tusig stupid
Date: before 12th century
1 : FOOLISH, SILLY
2 a : having a whirling sensation in the head with a tendency to fall b : MENTALLY CONFUSED
3 a : causing giddiness or mental confusion b : caused by or marked by giddiness c : extremely rapid
- diz·zi·ly /'di-z&-lE/ adverb
- diz·zi·ness /-zE-n&s/ noun

Main Entry: 1bitch
Pronunciation: 'bich
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bicche, from Old English bicce
Date: before 12th century
1 : the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is highly objectionable or unpleasant
4 : COMPLAINT


x.dizzy bitches.x


Mission Statement: We are not another one of those elitist, bullshit Livejournal Communities. We are the Highest Order of the Dizzy Bitches. ::hail:: While we are not afraid of our bitchy/catty side, we are generally very nice people until you cross us or are of the Order of our Arch Nemesis, the Darkside of the Dizzy Bitches. If you want elitist, go to the_exalted. ::bah::

We are also not one of those 'rate me' communities. ::double bah:: There are no 'stamps'...Dizzy Bitches do not stamp. We Tattoo.

Now that we have that cleared up, on to what we are. This is how zombieflowers puts it.

"Dizzy bitches are like the force. there is a light side and a dark side. we are the light side. silly, dizzy, reveling in our bitchdom, killing all who cross us, making the rest love us, taking no prisoners.
The dark side is not welcome here. they are the girls who keep a running tally on how much money a man has spent on them so they know when to put out, or other varying forms of negative stupidity.
"

We are catty, we are evil. we do the naked interpretive pinky dance, and we hold the universe together. ::hail::

I, crista, says..

We are a force all our own. We are in control of our lives by embracing the force of the Dizzy Bitch. We weild our cattiness, our passions, our personal insanity and sexuality as the powerful weapons that they are. We are the new movement of women..We are silly, we are giddy, we stand with our hands on our hips..zombieflowers in her rockabilly panties and boots and I with my pink hair and eyes of doom..We Rule the World.


and, with that out of the way, what do we post?
from zombieflowers:
you know that girl you told off for trying to hit on your boyfriend in front of you? or that guy at the club with the lazy eye and four front teeth missing who -would not- stop humping your ass on the dance floor and you finally had to school him in front of his friends? and let's not forget the myriad of customers/teachers/cops that we have to deal with on a daily basis that we can't say anything to them directly, but we wish we could? bring all your little catty comments here. no real names have to be used. details of the real situation don't have to be divulged. but if you've got a dirty little secret (or comment, or statement) that makes you kick up your heels and giggle, and wish your closest girlfriend was around so you could whisper it in her ear...come tell it to us. we're listening.

x.How to Join the Order.x

We are moderated. If you wish to embrace your inner dizzy bitch and join this movement, simply answer our lil set of questions and post them in the journal. Easy. ::like sunday morning::

x.Our Rules.x


x. Request to join by way of the "click here" link provided by LJ at the top. Then go here and fill out the answers to our questionnaire.
x. You have 24 hours to post your answers. If you don't, we will not add you. If you don't want to put forth the effort to join, we don't want to put forth the effort to add you.
x. Trolls will not be tolerated.
x. If we don't like your answers. We will not add you you.
x. If we :do: like your answers, we shower you with praise on how wonderfully dizzy you are.
x. ALL APPLICATIONS, whether accepted or denied, WILL BE DELETED within one week of the acceptance/denial being posted by one of the two moderators. don't get huffy.
x. Over 18 only please. We like nudity and you just cannot see it yet.
x. ::There is bitchy, and there is annoying. We are the judges as to which you are.::

ALL POSTS ARE FRIENDS ONLY. This is an order.

Once you are a dizzy bitch..Bring more bitches, share your catty thoughts, tell us what you think about anything and everything. There is no herd mentality here. :Pshaw:

please direct all questions/suggestions/bitchy comments because we wouldn't add you to: dizzy_bitches@hotmail.com.
do NOT bring it to our personal journals. that is immature and you will be banned and blacklisted.


x.Das Dizzy Questions.x

[ men . women . sex . fluffy kittens ]
x.how do you feel about men?
x.making men beg for sex is a good thing. true or false:
x..why?
x.are men inferior?
x.do you use your sexuality to your advantage?
x..how and why/why not?
x.how do you feel about women?
x.are other women inferior to you?
x.you consider your sexuality to be:
x.self love?
x.how do you feel about yourself?
x.you rock the free world because..:
x.tell us about your best friend:
x.do you like Fluffy Kittens?
x..how about not-so-fluffy rats/snakes/other "undesirable" pets?

[ rawr ]
x.how do you feel about people who don't have the "perfect body"?
x.tell us how you feel about pro_ana?
x.can big really be beautiful or is that just what fat girls say to make themselves feel better?
x.what is your idea of beauty?
x.do you have (a/the) god in your life?
x.pro-life or pro-choice?
x..why?
x.we slept with your girlfriend/boyfriend/favorite fuck toy/momma..what are you going to do about it?
x.who is your hero?
x.your personal anthem/s?
x.fill in the blank: "i wanna be a _____ when i grow up."
x.underwear is the devil?
x.lick me...:
x.i'm a lil teapot..:
x.tell us your favorite insulting word/phrase. (not involving cuss words, kthx.):
x.bunnies, The Other White Meat?
x.it's 3am. what are you doing?

and lastly...
x.what makes you a Dizzy Bitch?

include at least one picture (if possible).

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Your Mods are:zombieflowers and crista

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